200 playboy magazine . . .will trade for guns

Upon reading this ad from a classified that I found online, I imagine an old rustic mountain man with a long beard and pot belly who recently inherited an unknown box of treasure from a relative he barely knew.  Upon opening this box of unknown treasure he becomes elated, knowing that many men his age hold these images precious.  After browsing through the pages he quickly loses interest in the images and decided to try to trade them for something useful and enjoying to him.  He tried to haggle his friends first but they scoffed and giggled at his perplexing offer, and disinterest in the 200 magazines of wealth.  After his rejection of the locals he knew, he sunk to putting an ad in the paper with the motto his head, "my crap is someone else's treasure . . .and I'd like to have more guns"